| JOKE |
ANSWER |
Where do monkeys play? Velma-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
The jungle gym! |
What does a mouse eat when he is sad? Scotia-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Blue cheese! |
Why is the ocean so friendly? Scotia-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
It waves! |
What do you give a pig with a rash? Craig-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Oinkment! |
Whats the biggest pencil in the world? Trey-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Pennslyvania! |
What do you call a cow on a four-wheeler? Joshua-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
A Cowa-saki! |
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? Edna-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
To get to the "bottom"! |
What comes once in a minute
twice in a moment but not a single time in a hundred years? Rika-11-INDIA |
The letter m. |
Why do birds fly south in the winter? Brianna-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Because it's to far to walk! |
Why was the baby ant so confused? Lance-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Because all her uncles were ants! |
Why didn't the skeletons go to a scary movie? Benson-13-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
Because they didn't have the guts! |
Where do you get low fat milk? Jaime-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA) |
From a skinny cow. |