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Where do monkeys play?
Velma-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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The jungle gym!
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What does a mouse eat when he is sad?
Scotia-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Blue cheese!
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Why is the ocean so friendly?
Scotia-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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It waves!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?
Craig-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Oinkment!
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Whats the biggest pencil in the world?
Trey-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Pennslyvania!
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What do you call a cow on a four-wheeler?
Joshua-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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A Cowa-saki!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Edna-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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To get to the "bottom"!
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What comes once in a minute
twice in a moment but not a single time in a hundred years?
Rika-11-INDIA
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The letter m.
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Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Brianna-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because it's to far to walk!
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Why was the baby ant so confused?
Lance-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because all her uncles were ants!
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Why didn't the skeletons go to a scary movie?
Benson-13-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because they didn't have the guts!
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Where do you get low fat milk?
Jaime-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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From a skinny cow.
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