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What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Giovanni-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Lots of blood tests!
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What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
Leah-8-UNITED KINGDOM
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A pair of swimming trunks!
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What has a nose and hands but no face or body?
Meghan-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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A clock!
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What did the judge say when the skunk entered the room?
Alicia-14-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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"Odor in the court."
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
Amy-9-UNITED KINGDOM
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A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot!
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Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party?
Holly-14-AUSTRALIA
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Because he was a party pooper?
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Why couldn't the pony sing?
Christina-7-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Because it was a little hoarse.
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What Kind Of Jam Cant You Eat?
Kelly-11-UNITED KINGDOM
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A Traffic-Jam!
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I appear twice in a moment, once in a minute but never in a thousand years. What am I?
Zeinab-10-AUSTRALIA
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The letter "m".
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What did the fish say to the fisherman?
Suzy-12-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Drop me a line!
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What did one electron say to the other when they touched?
Jeremy-13-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Ouch! Static electricity hurts!
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What do you need to cure lemons?
Galvin-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
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Lemon-Aid!
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